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The South Australian Railways Q class were steam locomotives constructed between 1885 and 1892 by Dübs and Company and James Martin & Co for the South Australian Railways (SAR).
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Peter & the Wolf/Carnival of the Animals – Part II is a studio album by American parody singer-songwriter and musician \"Weird Al\" Yankovic and composer and keyboardist Wendy Carlos, released in October 1988 on CBS Records. It features a comical adaptation of the orchestral works Peter and the Wolf by Sergei Prokofiev and The Carnival of the Animals by Camille Saint-Saëns.
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