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{"type":"standard","title":"Frank Witzel","displaytitle":"Frank Witzel","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1282826","titles":{"canonical":"Frank_Witzel","normalized":"Frank Witzel","display":"Frank Witzel"},"pageid":53402168,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Frank_Witzel_Frankfurter_Buchmesse_2015.JPG/330px-Frank_Witzel_Frankfurter_Buchmesse_2015.JPG","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Frank_Witzel_Frankfurter_Buchmesse_2015.JPG","width":5184,"height":3456},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289424677","tid":"78731843-2c1c-11f0-893f-fd45a6bc809f","timestamp":"2025-05-08T14:55:24Z","description":"German writer, illustrator, radio presenter and musician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Witzel","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Witzel?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Witzel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Frank_Witzel"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Witzel","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Frank_Witzel","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Witzel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Frank_Witzel"}},"extract":"\nFrank Witzel is a German writer, illustrator, radio presenter and musician who lives in Offenbach am Main, Hesse.","extract_html":"
\nFrank Witzel is a German writer, illustrator, radio presenter and musician who lives in Offenbach am Main, Hesse.
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Villaggio Mall is a shopping mall located in the Aspire Zone in the west end of Doha, the capital city of Qatar. It is located on Al Waab street between the Hyatt Plaza and Sports City and has over 200 stores, including many famous brands in the U.S., U.K., Italian and German markets.
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