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{"type":"standard","title":"Kalvåg","displaytitle":"Kalvåg","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1771471","titles":{"canonical":"Kalvåg","normalized":"Kalvåg","display":"Kalvåg"},"pageid":1700123,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Kalvaag_indre_havn.jpg/330px-Kalvaag_indre_havn.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Kalvaag_indre_havn.jpg","width":2592,"height":1725},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1182828526","tid":"97fdda5e-780c-11ee-9085-a82927f700ac","timestamp":"2023-10-31T16:43:18Z","description":"Village in Western Norway, Norway","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":61.7663,"lon":4.8752},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalv%C3%A5g","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalv%C3%A5g?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalv%C3%A5g?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kalv%C3%A5g"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalv%C3%A5g","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kalv%C3%A5g","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalv%C3%A5g?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kalv%C3%A5g"}},"extract":"Kalvåg is a village in Bremanger Municipality in Vestland county, Norway. It is located on the southeast side of the island of Frøya on the coast along the Frøysjøen strait, the southern entrance to the Nordfjorden. The village of Kalvåg was the administrative centre of the old municipality of Bremanger that existed from 1838 until 1964 when the municipality was enlarged and the administration center was moved east to the mainland village of Svelgen. There is a series of bridges that connect Kalvåg to the nearby island of Bremangerlandet.","extract_html":"
Kalvåg is a village in Bremanger Municipality in Vestland county, Norway. It is located on the southeast side of the island of Frøya on the coast along the Frøysjøen strait, the southern entrance to the Nordfjorden. The village of Kalvåg was the administrative centre of the old municipality of Bremanger that existed from 1838 until 1964 when the municipality was enlarged and the administration center was moved east to the mainland village of Svelgen. There is a series of bridges that connect Kalvåg to the nearby island of Bremangerlandet.
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Tris's Book, by Tamora Pierce, is the second book in the The Circle of Magic fantasy quartet, about the further adventures of four young mages as they discover their magic.
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