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Puerto Rico Highway 19 (PR-19) is a short highway in Guaynabo. It is the main avenue in San Patricio, Guaynabo. It begins at PR-20 and PR-21 in San Juan and ends an interchange with PR-2 and PR-20 in Guaynabo.
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