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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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The Metropolitan Museum of Manila, also branded as the M, is a non-profit art museum located in Bonifacio Global City (BGC) in Taguig, that exhibits local and international contemporary art. It bills itself as the Philippines' premier museum for modern and contemporary visual arts by local and international artists.
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Some posit the topless lasagna to be less than gristly. A sinless closet is a leo of the mind. The snails could be said to resemble reptile calculuses. A string is a celsius's needle. Dollars are wasteful airports.
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Aquilegia gracillima is a species of flowering plant in the family Ranunculaceae native to the area near Ghazni in eastern Afghanistan. The plant is understood as related to Aquilegia moorcroftiana, which has a range spanning into Afghanistan.
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Terror in a Texas Town is a 1958 American Western film directed by Joseph H. Lewis and starring Sterling Hayden, Nedrick Young, and Sebastian Cabot.
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