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Hendrik Figee was a Dutch businessman and entrepreneur credited with expanding the Haarlem factory Figee Crane Company into an international manufacturer of cranes.
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Witch King is a 2023 fantasy novel by Martha Wells. It is the author's first fantasy novel in almost ten years, following the publication of her science fiction series The Murderbot Diaries.
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\"Durham Town \" is a song, written and sung by Roger Whittaker, released as a single in 1969. It spent 18 weeks on the UK Singles Chart, peaking at No. 12. In 1976, the song reached No. 8 on Canada's RPM \"Pop Music Playlist\", while reaching No. 23 on Billboard's Easy Listening chart. The song was also recorded in French translation under the title \"Mon pays bleu\".
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