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Farmingdale is an incorporated village on Long Island within the Town of Oyster Bay in Nassau County, New York, United States. The population was 8,466 at the time of the 2020 Census.
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Van Lear is an unincorporated community and coal town in Johnson County, Kentucky, United States.
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